Thursday, June 01, 2006
[i think you're gross]
Following an engaging conversation with tracie about retarded employees, I am inspired to deliver to you a list of things I strongly dislike (aka: hate). Here you go!
1) Servers who ask the same stupid questions over and over and over again like 'where is the coffee?' ...are you f*cking kidding me? This is a f*cking coffee shop! LOOK AROUND!
2) The Office Box. Human beings were not meant to sit in small concrete boxes with a desk and a computer screen for 8 hours a day without windows that open. Fresh air required for life. Duh.
3) Servers who wear black open-heeled shoes with NO SOCKS to a restaurant. In fact, NO SOCKS should be its own listing. There are few times when no socks are allowed, and those times are typically accompanied by sweet little slip-on summery shoes. Pick up a Vogue, dammit.
4) People who walk around without shoes on...especially in Washington DC (yes, I've seen this. It's like, hey, I feel like walking around a filthy city sidewalk where people spit and spill stuff and tread dirt and germs) and even worse, when people walk around in dirt without shoes on. Give. Me. A. Break. That's. SO. Gross.
5) Servers who eat bread pieces that have been sitting around for hours and, even worse, when they take said bread and place it on a counter top where money and god knows what else has been placed. Then they eat it. Are you people trying to kill me?
...and last, but not least....
6) Servers who bus their tables and hang on to leftover pizzas to eat as their own dinner. I'm sorry, you say you missed what I just said? Let me reiterate: Server cleans table top after guest leaves. Server picks up pizza tray with remaining slices picked over and unwanted by customer. Server glares longingly at said pizza. Server makes the conscious decision to take pizza behind counter and eat it. Server actually has the nerve to offer Kristen a piece, after which Kristen says:
I'm pretty sure we don't have a policy on eating other people's leftovers, however I'm going to decline due to high grossed out factor. But, um, uh, yeah, thanks, tho.
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Personally, I think you are being a little hard on the people who don't like to wear socks, or who want to walk around the city barefoot.
Come on, I thought you were a hippie at heart.
A hippie at heart who enjoys rockin' out to good music and experimenting with experimental things....but there can be no peace, love and dancing without proper footwear!
True, the proper foot attire is essential to the enjoyment of the experience. However, the liberal minded might argue that the proper foot attire, or even the need for any, is relative to the individual and the experience that they are seeking.
Personally, I think shoes are like a warm hot prison for your feet.
i totally know who this is.
sorry I haven't called you back yet, by the way.
k, no one wants to hear about what you do at work.
if you're reading this site, you wanna know everything that K does ALL THE TIME. This blog means I'm cool.
i was just making a joke. get it? about you being the one eating the pizza...about...well, forget it :)
ahhhhhhhhh...hardy har har...the mere thought of that makes me ill...how can "SHE" - aka THE SERVER do that?!?!?!?!!?!? HOW, lord, HOW!!?!?!?!?
hahahah...thanks for explaining your comment, i was food-deprived at the time i read it;)
i have half of a burrito left from lunch. want it?
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