Thursday, August 17, 2006

[i heart ]

So if you're ever wondering where to find that small token of a gift for someone female in your life who likes handmade original jewelry, especially silver, look no further.

http://www.sallyjean.com/

Sallyjean makes the coolest jewelry ever. She's all into ephemera, vintage photos, charms, and little collage-y things that make my heart go beat.beat.beat.










Check 'er out.

[the last day list]

Dearest MarotiCats:

I write you today, the official last day of my reign as Administrative Assistant at The University. I know, the blog entries have been building up to this day, preparing you for it. And now, alas, it is afoot. It is true that the Kristen you now know, is about to change once again, as she embraces full-time student life in a world of artists and designers. The time has come to close this chapter and start another.

This new chapter promises to be exciting, challenging and stimulating on so many levels. There will be new projects, new computer programs, new processes to learn. Office Mates will soon be replaced by Art Faculty, boring black Dell's to be backseated by shiny new Macs, Excel spreadsheets and orientation schedules to be replaced by typography assignments and bookbinding. Nothing could be more exciting than this!

Since the end[beginning] is here, I think a list is in order:

Fond Memories of The University Position:
Please note, I use fond lightly...the memories I am listing were not necessarily fond at the time. However, now that I have resigned, they will become fond, as I will say goodbye to them today and the slowly encompassing sugar-coating and nostalgique will envelop said memories and any future reflections will be primarily positive, as is typically the case when one says goodbye.

Okay, here are the memories.

  • Stopping at the coffee vendor on H Street for my hazelnut soy latte on the way to the office.
  • Spending hours decorating the Institute's bulletin board, using good ol' Crayolas to create pretty signs and add a creative element to an otherwise dull scientific board.
  • Having The Director walk in and catch me listening to The Moody Blues, Tom Petty, Supertramp, Yes, Huey Lewis and the News (yes, you heard me right), etc.
  • The Director being impressed by my taste in music older than myself.
  • Staring at the ceiling while walking down the halls, watching each square flourescent light panel as I pass in silence and thinking that it would be a perfect shot for my future indie film project.
  • Listening to the building's heartbeat from the 6th floor bathroom on The Good Side.
  • Running up the stairwell and panting my way into the office.
  • Instant Messaging tracie and nugget while avoiding the workload.
  • Hiding said messages when anyone important walked in.
  • Slamming drawers on the copy machine when it was being bitchy, swearing at it under my breath.
  • Swearing in my head at faculty and other unpleasant creatures while walking past them and their ungreeting attitudes.
  • Rockin' out to Rilo Kiley and being productive.
  • Going to lunch with tracie.
  • Talking to The Boyfriend multiple times a day, baby talking so all could hear.
  • Fighting and ignoring the Office Mate.
  • Laughing and chatting with the Office Mate.
  • Wobbling around the building sore after running anywhere from 10-20 miles on Sunday a.m.
  • Putting my Amy's frozen organics in the freezer door slot on the left in grocery bags.
  • Using the key to open the filing cabinet in room 664 while pretending I'm an Indiana Jones/McGyver type on a mission to find clues...yeah, so, I entertained myself.
  • Giving students attitude.
  • Saying 'Hi, How are you?' to Maintenance Lady, hearing her constant response of 'I'm fine, thank you' and knowing that she will never ask how I am doing.
  • Mildred asking 'How's Charlie and Roxie?' and me responding, 'Mildred, the kitties are doing great!'.
  • Reading my favorite celebrity websites and gossip columns first thing in the a.m. to start my day off right.
  • Blogging when in need of a desperate creative fix.
  • Watching my plants grow, as I continue to root them and replant.
  • Unfulfilling ABP lunches catered for Orientation, Interview Days, etc.
  • Listening to my keys jangle on my id clip, attached to my belt loop.
  • Wearing chucks to work when I know it's sooo wrong.
  • Going to Froggy for lunch with tracie and watching Mrs. Froggy Owner Lady run over and yell 'Hey girls!'
  • Changing into my server clothes and wondering if anyone in New Hall could see me.
  • Getting out of the elevator, putting on my sunglasses, pulling out my cell, and walking out the front door on those beautiful rare dry summer DC days.

I guess that's my list for now. I should now finish up with organizing my desk, filing any remaining paperwork and burning any photos left on my desktop to cd before I shut down this computer one last time.

Thanks for supporting me during these long University days. Your support has been monumentally lifesaving. Let us use this experience as creative fuel towards future artistic endeavors.

Love, Kristen


"It's time to move on,
It's time to get goin'.
What lies ahead,
I have no way of knowin'.
But under my feet, baby,
The grass is growin'.
Yeah, it's time to move on,
It's time to get goin'."

Tom Petty knows.
























(On the beach of Lake Michigan, Sunrise in Chicago...June 2006)

...As Jack Sparrow would say, "Now, bring me that horizon..."



Wednesday, August 16, 2006

[preparing to unleash the inner pink]

Tomorrow is my last day of work here at The University. Mind. Blowing. That's all I have to say. The Director is taking me out for lunch with The Office Mate at Circle Bistro (yum) to "celebrate/mourn my new career"...I am starting to get really excited. Today I checked my myspace page...have I given you guys the link yet? No? Dir.

...as if you couldn't have guessed it...

Anyway, I was checking my page and my inbox and found a message from a girl named Ashleigh. She told me that she is a new Corcoran student, moving down to DC this very weekend, and she basically just rattled off a few questions for me....what's it like down here, school things, etc. What a reality check!

Aside from the part about feeling slightly older (except not being able to pin point it), my response email was good, I think. I mean, I told her about my situation...and talked about location and stuff. It was good. The point is though, is that it got me realizing that I've already connected with one student...that I will be connecting with even more students. There will be so many people there, many of which will be total freaks (fingers crossed, see tracie's post about lunch conversations) and I hope, when it boils down to it, that I am one of them.

I know deep inside that I'm an art freak, a weirdo, a let's-dye-my-hair-neon-pink kinda girl....but I just wanna feel it, when I'm among the cool.


Tomorrow's my last day here and then I become the me of the future. The graphic design student me. At long long last.




















(Photo: Courtesy of http://www.beautifulhairstyles.com/redhaircolor/pink.html)

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

[a perfectly timed escape]

The below list provides highlights from my building's new Standard Operations Pamphlet that I received this morning. This is a little something I call perfect timing.

1)All paid leave must be pre-approved by submitting, in advance, a properly filled out leave request form to the appropriate administrative manager/supervisor.

2)When it is necessary to call in sick, you must talk to you administrative manager/supervisor. You call should be received between 7:30 and 8:00 a.m.

3)Meals should not be consumed at desks in office areas. You may consume coffee/soda and snack foods discretely at your desk.

4)All employees should dress in accordance with a professional business environment.

5)Slacks: Inappropriate items include jeans of any color, sweatpants, wind suits, shorts, capri pants, bib overalls, leggings, spandex or leather pants.

6)
Shirts: Inappropriate items include tank tops, sweatshirts, shirts with large lettering, logos or slogans, halter-tops, tops with bare shoulders, and t-shirts unless worn under another blouse, shirt, or jacket.

7)
Dresses and Skirts: Inappropriate items include mini-skirts, denim skirts and spaghetti-strap dresses.

8)
Footwear: Inappropriate items include athletic shoes, sneakers, flip-flops and slippers.

You cannot even imagine how many of these rules I break. Today I'm wearing a black thin strapped and rather low-cut tank top with baggy jeans and chucks. Last week, I lived in skirts and spandex leggings with wife beaters. I eat tons and tons of food at my desk and make no effort to hide it. Woah. That's all I have to say.





Oh...and if I am ever caught wearing wind suits ANYWHERE in public, save (possibly) a marathon or cross country race, please tackle me to the ground and beat me with your shoe. Actually, shoes...teach me a lesson.


(Photo: Courtesy of www.mayburysports.co.uk)





Monday, August 14, 2006

[ouch]

This morning I checked my blog to find a new comment with the Explosive Joy post from several days ago. So, excited to see my new viewer's remarks, I checked it out immediately, only to find out that aside from sometimes appearing to be a cool person, I often come across as a:

SAD.
CLOSED-MINDED.
SPOILED BRAT.

Wow. I mean, wow. So I posted a comment immediately to anonymous. It's such a strange feeling when strangers just come right out and say something mean to you...I mean, in real life hardly anyone says anything flat out mean to you because they have no place to hide. They can't really do it without being attached to the comments, the insult.















I know I can be a moody person, or tempermental - as I called it in my comment/response. I'm aware of that. But do I seem sad? Do I seem closed-minded? Am I closed-minded? I have always thought of myself as very open-minded? Am I wrong?

So while I was posting my response, I started feeling like it was stupid for me to sit there and defend myself anyway, cause honestly, does it matter what I say? Of course I want this person to think I'm cool. Of course I don't want people to think I'm a spoiled brat.

Do you think I'm all of these things?


(Photo: Courtesy of http://www.savetz.com/bandaid/)