[footie pajamas fo' life]

Have I told you that my new printer has a scanner on it? Well it does and I am so scanner-happy you cannot even imagine. I mean, I can scan anything! When my mind has an ounce of free space, I'm usually thinking of all the things I can scan...polaroids, old photos, ticket stubs, random things in my apartment, drawings, matchbooks. The possibilites are endless! Stop laughing, I'm serious. Wicked serious. I was born to scan. Not only does this mean I have lots of cool stuff to work with digitally, but it also means that many of my photos, especially the fade-worthy polaroids, can be captured in time and not face imminent death from sunlight. Or light at all for that matter. The other upside is that I can post old pics and cool things on my blog. And that's fun for all of us. Stop acting like you don't care, cause I know you do. I sense your excitement. It's that obvious. So here's a fun one of yours truly:

So, the biggest question I know you're all asking is 'what the hell is that girl thinking'. Well, I propose the following. Take your pick or please, by all means, come up with your own and please share with us.

a) "It's a good thing you got me this Strawberry Shortcake Sink and Stove 'cause you have no idea how bad I would have flipped my sh*t."

b)"You wanna be startin' something, b*tch? HUH?"

c)"If you take one more picture of me wearing these footie pajamas I'm gonna shove that camera up your *&@#!~@(@)$^@#@&!."

d)"I'll do a half-smile, but only cause I know you made cupcakes."

e)"Gimme a beer - now."

f)"One day my hair won't be straight like this, and I'll have the damn Italian side to thank for it."

g)"Mom, I know that any minute now you're going to start putting my hair in those god-awful rollers as you secretly pray for one of your children to have curly hair. And I'm gonna be pissed about it....for years."

h)"Did you hear me? I said gimme a beer...and a steak. Now."

i)"This Sink and Stove is likely the source of my future obsession with food. Thanks a lot."

j)"Note to self: Turtle necks and zip up pajamas aren't in."

k)"One day you're gonna pay for my education...hehe. I think I'll pick GW."


Peace out dawgs.

And praise be to Strawberry Shortcake...if not for her, I may have turned out weird or somethin'.