Thursday, February 15, 2007

[frozen ass heavenly delight]

Hello Everyone. I hope you all had a lovely Valentine's Day and indulged in more sugar and goodies than Kristen on a Tuesday. My day was good as I waitressed during the lunch shift and was able to leave with some money in my pocket. Following work, I met up with Shaadi and relaxed. We discussed Sayla's urination-on-furniture issues and I tried to stay upbeat for Shaadi, as he was riding the emotional rollercoaster of having washed the sheets and comforter the night before, and knowing he was going to have to do it all over again only 12 hours later. You remember, I'm sure, when Tim and I had to deal with kitty urination problems. They aren't fun. They stink, in fact. I can only say that one day, dear Shaadi, you will look back on these days and think of how strong they made you...how you were forced to live in discomfort for a brief moment in time...how kitty urine once ruled your life. And you will be happy you got out alive.

Yesterday evening was a pleasant one. Shaadi and I went to Bertucci's for dinner (I know, I only visited the restaurant twice yesterday...) and then we came back to PoPark for some cannoli and coffee and homework. Jeneva stopped up in her new role as Cupid, Valentine Day's #1 Fan, and proceeded to give out little red heart-shaped lollipops. She also opened up a delicious sweet red wine that knocked my socks off and sent me loopy into the stuffy apartment air. I laughed for a large portion of the evening, designed some skateboard sketches for tomorrow's deadline, downloaded and sang aloud to Melanie's "Brand New Key" (holla, Nugget) and laughed my ass off as Shaadi gagged his way through the entirety of the song. Apparently it was too girlie and obnoxious for his taste, if you can believe that. Then we rocked out to more music and Jeneva tried to solve her computer programming crisis and Shaadi cleaned, I think, and Jeneva and I gently swayed to my itunes playlist of the BeeGees, Footloose Soundtrack and, of course, the Scissor Sisters. The singing climax came, rightfully so, when Hall and Oates "Maneater" came on and we were able to reminisce of our childhoods and the scary notion of an actual Maneater. Yikes. Oh, there was some Madonna "Bedtime Stories" in there, as well. I drank two glasses of wine and was seriously retarded and we made plans to go dancing soon before my legs fall off and I'm forced to become a Lifetime Made For Television Movie Featuring Judith Light and Tracy Gold (Please! I can't even think about it).

Anyway. Now I'm at campus (Corcoran by way of Georgetown) and I'm obviously avoiding all the work I have to do. Technically I'm working as a Writing Center Tutor right now, but with the....you know....lack of students requiring mentoring right now....I'm sorta just eating my Sheila's Dream Bar and thinking about how many times I've told people today that eating it is like Heaven in my mouth. Dear sweet baby Jesus. Have you tried the damn thing yet? Go to Potbelly's now. Like NOW. It will change your life.

Okay, enough totally random rambling. Hope your ass isn't as frozen as mine is right at this very moment. As Nugget would say, "I'm moving to the Tropics". Amen, Nugget.

Amen.



2 comments:

Anonymous said...

kitty urination makes you strong!

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